How can i kill my ipod?

Question

How can i kill my ipod?
okay so my ipod nano freezes all the time and will like skip songs and stuff and wont hold all my music which it supposed to but only holds something and i take it to best buy and they never help me with the problem they just say fix something in your itunes but back to the freezing and skipping it never seems to it when i take it to best buy.

Answer

throw it against the wall, then the floor, then your best friend really hard then feed it to a large animal, wait till it goes out the other end, then make a guy at geeksquad shove it up his butt, and finally throw it into a pool of water and pudding and jello and down concrete stairs and at a smallmediumlarge statue... then take it back to bestbuy and demand it came like that when you got it.